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"if you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person - they will find an easier way to do it"
My life generally sucks. I'm not gonna lie about that. But over the years, I've learned a series of lessons how to cope with this sad fact; My own little screw you's to the world if you will. These are guides and tips to doing as minimal work as possible. But remember, in order to be a true slacker, you must not care about being caught or shamed. You must care about having to do more work. You must let go of silly things like dignity and self-worth, yet take on self-centered characteristics. It is there your journey will begin.
stalk me...just don't kill me and wear my skin