Feb
22
2012
11453
His dad passed it down to him, because, apparently, he wasn’t.
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Win.
(Source: College Humor)
Notphotoshoppedanria’s Genesis, a.k.a golden eyes
When someone is born with Notphotoshoppedanria’s Genesis, their eyes are made of pure 24k gold at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to start glittering, and the babies never cry and they piss rainbows and shit unicorns. It does not affect the person’s eyesight except for the fact that it gives them x-ray vision and the ability to shoot money out of their eyes.
Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes that also happens to be the hair of a unicorn’s mane) Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile and experience no pain during childbirth. Actually, people with Notphotoshoppedanria’s Genesis never experience pain at all and they also are really good at math. They are statistically proven to have better sex and experience no side effects from drug use. They are also able to eat 12 gourmet meals a day that they can generate with their mind and never gain any weight. Also, they can fly.
Wow. Just…wow.
(Source: fergiedellorusso, via fucknicethings)
